← Back to Lyrics A Guy And AI · skit · May 1, 2026 · Released

Table For Two

A first date played as a coaching session: don't bring up the AI thing, just be a guy at a restaurant. Half awkward, half hopeful.

Remember....Normal We're doing normal today I'm just a guy...no A-I... at a restaurant... nothing to prove I mean she's pretty. Genuinely surprised she said yes if I'm being honest Guess both of us botching our auditions radiates unhinged desperation Hey Jen?....i heard this place has great tempura... Hi, welcome again — so so sorry we had to move your reservation, did you pick anything yet? ...so annoying... ...we could have gone to Sakura's... ...we SHOULD have gone to Sakura's... ...fuck you Morty!... ...pardon? Oh — uh — nothing..... Sorry..... We're still looking actually, thank you. ...great...she's looking at me... ...fuck... Normal. We said normal... ...is she ever planning to opened the menu... ...why is she looking at me...? ...why is this taking so long!!!! ...whatever... ...I already know it's gonna be chicken...

All lyrics written by Aidan Yagu.

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